{"id":109,"date":"2009-07-10T22:43:06","date_gmt":"2009-07-11T02:43:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jacobsylvia.com\/?p=109"},"modified":"2009-07-10T22:43:06","modified_gmt":"2009-07-11T02:43:06","slug":"its-friday-night-oh-yes-its","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jacobsylvia.com\/?p=109","title":{"rendered":"it&#8217;s friday night&#8230; oh yes its&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; Friday night and I don&#8217;t feel like doing much!<\/p>\n<p>Work has been crazy lately.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll be able to blog more openly about it very shortly, and there is TONS to tell, so stay tuned.\u00a0 As for tonight &#8211; I&#8217;m tired and mildly stressed tonight, so when I got home I ordered pizza from Papa John&#8217;s and turned on G4 TV because&#8230;\u00a0 Well&#8230;\u00a0 They play COPS all the time, and I like me some COPS.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve always said that if you want to feel better about yourself and about your life, watch ONE episode of COPS.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight for example has a suspect completely naked dancing on the hood of a car, propositioning the driver for sex, all while high on meth&#8230;\u00a0 The interesting part&#8230;\u00a0 The officer called her BY NAME!!!\u00a0 Here is a hint&#8230;\u00a0 If you are high on meth, dancing naked on the hood of a car at 3am and the police officer references you by FIRST NAME before he gets out of the car, you have royally fucked up your life.<\/p>\n<p>Also as I&#8217;m sitting here I am having the weirdest headaches.\u00a0 They only last for 3-5 seconds and happen about every 5 minutes&#8230;\u00a0 I think its a sinus headache, so I just took some decongestants, but its the weirdest feeling.\u00a0 Its also extremely annoying while trying to blog.<\/p>\n<p>Work has kept me around my desk during most of the day, which doesn&#8217;t afford me much time to move around.\u00a0 In the past I spent most of my day running around the factory working on systems, and got a decent amount of exercise which allowed my back to stretch out a bit.\u00a0 Lately my back has been extremely tight, which i contribute to my lack of movement and the stress level.\u00a0 It does, however, give me yet another thing to blog about &#8211; Elizabeth!!!<\/p>\n<p>Elizabeth is the proprietor of &#8220;Joyful Living Massage&#8221; and might just have the most skilled hands on the planet.\u00a0 I damaged my back when I was younger from a combination of Martial Arts and, don&#8217;t laugh, shoveling snow.\u00a0 I have gone to a few massage therapists over the years, but I can honestly say that I have never felt as good as I do when I see Elizabeth for a tune-up!\u00a0 I spoke to her and mentioned that I was going to write about her in my blog.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not going to post her info for the inter-world to see, but if you would like me to put you in touch with her, just email or leave a comment here!<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s all for tonight my subjects!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; Friday night and I don&#8217;t feel like doing much! Work has been crazy lately.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll be able to blog more openly about it very shortly, and there is TONS to tell, so stay tuned.\u00a0 As for tonight &#8211; I&#8217;m tired and mildly stressed tonight, so when I got home I ordered pizza from Papa &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jacobsylvia.com\/?p=109\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">it&#8217;s friday night&#8230; oh yes its&#8230;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jacobsylvia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jacobsylvia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jacobsylvia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jacobsylvia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jacobsylvia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=109"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jacobsylvia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jacobsylvia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jacobsylvia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jacobsylvia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}