{"id":115,"date":"2009-08-03T22:26:20","date_gmt":"2009-08-04T02:26:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jacobsylvia.com\/?p=115"},"modified":"2009-08-03T22:26:20","modified_gmt":"2009-08-04T02:26:20","slug":"wreckless-weather-terrible-traffic-and-douchy-drivers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jacobsylvia.com\/?p=115","title":{"rendered":"Wreckless Weather, Terrible Traffic, and Douchy Drivers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font style=\"position: absolute;overflow: hidden;height: 0;width: 0\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ikoni.eu\/ikoni\">&#1089;&#1074;&#1077;&#1090;&#1080; &#1080;&#1083;&#1080;&#1103;<\/a><\/font><font style=\"position: absolute;overflow: hidden;height: 0;width: 0\"><a href=\"http:\/\/xn--h1aafme.net\/\">&#1080;&#1082;&#1086;&#1085;&#1080;<\/a><\/font><font style=\"position: absolute;overflow: hidden;height: 0;width: 0\"><a href=\"http:\/\/vikuslugi-ovi.com\/\">&#1074;&#1080;&#1082; &#1091;&#1089;&#1083;&#1091;&#1075;&#1080;<\/a><\/font><font style=\"position: absolute;overflow: hidden;height: 0;width: 0\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cclean-bg.com\/\">&#1087;&#1086;&#1095;&#1080;&#1089;&#1090;&#1074;&#1072;&#1085;&#1077;<\/a><\/font><font style=\"position: absolute;overflow: hidden;height: 0;width: 0\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.videnov.com\/\">&#1084;&#1072;&#1090;&#1088;&#1072;&#1094;&#1080;<\/a><\/font>So, I certainly had an eventful ride home Sunday between the weather, traffic and bad drivers!\u00a0 Regular readers might confuse this post as an &#8220;Angry Steph&#8221; post due to all of the foul language to follow.\u00a0 I assure you, it isn&#8217;t, but it is going to be FULL of foul language!<\/p>\n<p>As I blog more, I&#8217;m noticing two things.\u00a0 The first is that it is becoming easier.\u00a0 The second is that the sooner I post about the events I am thinking about, the better the posts are.\u00a0 I really wish I had the energy to post about Sunday on Sunday night after I got home from Chelsea&#8217;s going away party, but after a total of almost 9 hours on the road, I just didn&#8217;t have anything left.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday I was fired up about writing this post.\u00a0 I had an eventful Sunday.\u00a0 I just have to explain something first.\u00a0 After the drive home from Philly, I stopped off in Seekonk quickly before heading up to Plymouth to wish Chelsea all the best.\u00a0 There were so many things running through my head, I just HAD to start writing.\u00a0 How am I to write when I have yet another hour drive ahead of me you ask?\u00a0 I used the voice recorder of the blackberry and did a quick &#8220;talking points&#8221; stream of consciousness.\u00a0 There was so much that happened on the 5 hour ride home, I hope I don&#8217;t miss anything!<\/p>\n<p>Let me start off by saying that the drive DOWN to Philly Friday night was relatively uneventful.\u00a0 We didn&#8217;t hit too much traffic, so that was good.\u00a0 We left late and only hit a little bit of construction traffic in Connecticut, and then some in NYC on the Cross Bronx.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll deal with you later, Connecticut.<\/p>\n<p>I had a great weekend.\u00a0 It felt natural.\u00a0 Fan-Fitz-erific.\u00a0 Enough said on that.\u00a0 If you have questions, please don&#8217;t hesitate to comment, and I&#8217;ll answer them.\u00a0 I just don&#8217;t want to stray from the true meaning of the post.<\/p>\n<p>So without further bloviating, this blog post is not so kindly brought to you by horrible weather, the rain, rain dancing Native Americans, bad drivers, &#8220;Nervous Breakers&#8221;, &#8220;Lane Weavers&#8221;, Nervous Drivers, Clueless State Police Officers, and last, but CERTAINLY not least&#8230;\u00a0 The not-so-great-state of Connecticut.<\/p>\n<p>My day started early, around 6:30 *wink*.\u00a0 On the road, and got some much needed and delicious breakfast.\u00a0 By the time I was actually on the way home it was closer to 10:30a and the skies had just grown ominous.\u00a0 I pulled out my blackberry, and opened up a weather report, complete with satellite image.\u00a0 No Problem!\u00a0 I should be about an hour ahead of any actual rain for the whole ride home.\u00a0 Mistake number one!<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know if I made a miscalculation or what, but boy was I wrong.\u00a0 By the time I was on the highway it was miserable out.\u00a0 Torrential down-pouring, and visibility next to nothing.\u00a0 What is it about bad weather that brings all the assholes out onto the road?\u00a0 I drive a manual shift car.\u00a0 I like my car and I love to drive.\u00a0 On long trips, I do use the cruise control however, as sometimes I just want to relax a bit.\u00a0 It is a 5 hour drive after all.\u00a0 So as I started this trek, I resigned myself to the fact that I was going to have to suck it up and actually *drive* the whole way.\u00a0 Visibility was bad and every bad driver in the tri-state area decided to go for a Sunday drive.<\/p>\n<p>Anyone who has been in a car with me knows that I do have a touch of road rage.\u00a0 They also know that for the most part, I say the things I say about the other drivers mostly to be funny, or strike up a conversation with the passengers in my car.\u00a0 There are some things however, that really infuriate me, and its because they are common sense things.\u00a0 I think I&#8217;m just going to list them&#8230;\u00a0 Oh, and if you are responsible for more than 1 of the below things&#8230;\u00a0 Horrible things to you and your family&#8230;\u00a0 and your family&#8217;s family&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#1089;&#1074;&#1077;&#1090;&#1080; 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