{"id":59,"date":"2009-05-16T22:51:55","date_gmt":"2009-05-17T02:51:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jacobsylvia.com\/?p=59"},"modified":"2025-07-10T19:00:53","modified_gmt":"2025-07-10T23:00:53","slug":"the-first-installment-of-stephs-angry-ramblings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jacobsylvia.com\/?p=59","title":{"rendered":"The first installment of &#8220;Steph\u2019s Angry Ramblings&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Welcome to the first installment of &#8220;Steph&#8217;s Angry Ramblings&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Warning for those who don&#8217;t know me or Steph.&nbsp; This segment will likely be FILLED with some type of profanity.&nbsp; You&#8217;ve been warned.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eventually a few of these might be passworded to protect the innocent.&nbsp; I&#8217;ve talked with Steph about this, and she is in relative agreement that this is going to be a worthwhile venture for the both of us.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For those of you who don&#8217;t know me.&nbsp; I HATE the phone.&nbsp; Hate it.&nbsp; I believe that it is a necessary communication tool.&nbsp; That being said, I rarely answer mine.&nbsp; I think this happened because of the job.&nbsp; As soon as annoying vendors realized that they could get a direct line to my CELL, they completely ignored the desk phone.&nbsp; This became incredibly annoying.&nbsp; I would often be sitting at home, sometime around 8ish, and I would get a call from &#8220;Friendly Printer Co. Number 7&#8221; asking if I wanted any help servicing my printers.&nbsp; Now, unfortunately, this has led to the total lack of caring when a call comes in, with a few notable exceptions.&nbsp; You know who you are.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is what started Steph on her tirades, and thus, the &#8220;Fake-Angry Voicemail&#8221; was born.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/www.jacobsylvia.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/steph_date_adam.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This installment has our hero out on a date.&nbsp; I believe this is a first date, (way to go Steph).&nbsp; Steph sometimes feels the need to give me a play-by-play of her life as it happens, real-time.&nbsp; That is what this message is about.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sidenote:&nbsp; These messages are usually much better than this.&nbsp; Steph&#8230;&nbsp; Kick it up a notch.&nbsp; Now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to the first installment of &#8220;Steph&#8217;s Angry Ramblings&#8221;. Warning for those who don&#8217;t know me or Steph.&nbsp; This segment will likely be FILLED with some type of profanity.&nbsp; You&#8217;ve been warned. Eventually a few of these might be passworded to protect the innocent.&nbsp; I&#8217;ve talked with Steph about this, and she is in relative &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jacobsylvia.com\/?p=59\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The first installment of &#8220;Steph\u2019s Angry Ramblings&#8221;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stephs-angry-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jacobsylvia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jacobsylvia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jacobsylvia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jacobsylvia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jacobsylvia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.jacobsylvia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":398,"href":"https:\/\/www.jacobsylvia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions\/398"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jacobsylvia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jacobsylvia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jacobsylvia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}